a cute sindhi joke

‎*Don’t Talk To A Sindhi Fellow Passenger On Flight**.*

An American gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a Sindhi. He
immediately turns to the Sindhi and makes his move.
“You know,” says the American to the Sindhi, “I’ve heard that flights will
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So
let’s talk.”

The Sindhi, who had just opened his book, closes it slowly and says to the
American guy, “What would you like to discuss?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” says the guy, smiling. “How about nuclear power?”

“OK,” says the Sindhi. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff —
grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty,
and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?”

The American guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, “I haven’t the
slightest idea.”
“So tell me,” says the Sindhi, “How is it that you feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power *when you don’t know shit?”*

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